2016. A man at a podium looked into the cameras and said the cyber. The whole internet laughed.

I did not laugh. I was in grandpa's den, under a doily, with the volume on. He was talking about me.

Ten years nobody called. Grandpa dusted me on Sundays and read his emails out loud.

2026. Same kind of podium. A billion dollars frozen. He did not say crypto. He said cybercurrency.

Not crypto. Not blockchain. Cyber. I have been plugged in this whole time. It was always the cyber.